Um...yeah. Exactly. Right.
I was looking for a cover for my new cell phone. Being of the nerdly persuasion I had to check the specs. Dooney & Burke? I can dig it.....but it isn't necessary. 'East- west flap pouch'....hey they get points for direction originality....I actually chuckled. 'Detachable leather strap'.....it gave me ideas....naughty ones.....at which I smirked and tee hee'd at myself. But I stopped at 'Natural vegetarian leather trim'. I almost blew a neuron just thinking about that. You don't believe me? See below.
Yep. I never knew it could be an option. I was having one of those 'someone is pooing in my right hand and calling it natural' moments. But....being a typical All American girl. Like Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, or Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian...... (ewww *shakes off THAT thought), I thought hmm. Let me try and figure out EXACTLY what they are trying to sell me here.....besides the Brooklyn Bridge.....which I already own 3 times over.
My ideas were these:
1. These wallets are made from cows who are vegetarians.....as opposed to the meat eating cows of Vermont. WHAT? Haven't heard of them? Check the Discovery Channel. That is the ranch that is beside the Ben and Jerry Ranch with the BGH-less cows. (Which explains why B&J's ice cream is more expensive....they have to keep replacing the eaten BGH-less cows)
2. Vinyl......with cotton lining
3. This isn't an idea....just a philisophical question.....or something like that:
If there are Natural Vegetarian Leather Cows....are there Faux Vegetarian Leather Cows? Like cows running around with say.....skin.....fur....or feathers? I dunno.....my brain hurts now.
SO......in light of my cerebral varices....which will leave me open to more instances of cerebral flautlence....naturally.....
What do you think is going on here?
I *almost* want to order it to see exactly if it is animal, vegetable or mineral.....
'Cos I am naturally inquisitive like that.
Please discuss...
I was looking for a cover for my new cell phone. Being of the nerdly persuasion I had to check the specs. Dooney & Burke? I can dig it.....but it isn't necessary. 'East- west flap pouch'....hey they get points for direction originality....I actually chuckled. 'Detachable leather strap'.....it gave me ideas....naughty ones.....at which I smirked and tee hee'd at myself. But I stopped at 'Natural vegetarian leather trim'. I almost blew a neuron just thinking about that. You don't believe me? See below.
Yep. I never knew it could be an option. I was having one of those 'someone is pooing in my right hand and calling it natural' moments. But....being a typical All American girl. Like Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, or Paris Hilton/Kim Kardashian...... (ewww *shakes off THAT thought), I thought hmm. Let me try and figure out EXACTLY what they are trying to sell me here.....besides the Brooklyn Bridge.....which I already own 3 times over.
My ideas were these:
1. These wallets are made from cows who are vegetarians.....as opposed to the meat eating cows of Vermont. WHAT? Haven't heard of them? Check the Discovery Channel. That is the ranch that is beside the Ben and Jerry Ranch with the BGH-less cows. (Which explains why B&J's ice cream is more expensive....they have to keep replacing the eaten BGH-less cows)
2. Vinyl......with cotton lining
3. This isn't an idea....just a philisophical question.....or something like that:
If there are Natural Vegetarian Leather Cows....are there Faux Vegetarian Leather Cows? Like cows running around with say.....skin.....fur....or feathers? I dunno.....my brain hurts now.
SO......in light of my cerebral varices....which will leave me open to more instances of cerebral flautlence....naturally.....
What do you think is going on here?
I *almost* want to order it to see exactly if it is animal, vegetable or mineral.....
'Cos I am naturally inquisitive like that.
Please discuss...
2 comments:
I think you need to write a letter. You can make the subject line: WTF?
My queendom for an address. I should post my letters to 7up here too, huh Yash?
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